Try the Web 2.0 Hype Generator!
 
Microsoft Screen Cleaner: For When Your Screen Needs a Little Extra care!
 
Blog Spot Home
 
 
 

If You Can''t Find the Oracle

So, my friend, Jake Vanus, was trying to get Oracle running on a Windows laptop. After several installation/configuration cycles, he had to drop the task for a while. When he came back to it, he couldn''t remember whether Oracle was still installed or not, so he asked me where to find the Oracle startup scripts. To which I responded gravely, "If you can''t find the Oracle, you will have to seek out the Merovingean."

It''s always helpful to slip in a Matrix joke when a buddy is having technical issues.

     1 of 1     
Printable
<